Robinson Cano and Ichiro Suzuki tagteamed for an 0-fer of doom for
Streakers nationwide on Sunday, obliterating the streaks of 12.3 percent
of all users in their destructive paths.
But the fun don’t stop there.
In a strange turn of events, Andre Ethier, Joe Mauer, Martin Prado and
Josh Hamilton were each vacant from their squads’ respective lineups,
pressing the pause button on a combined 15.7 percent of all Streakers.
Did they all join Amare Stoudemire in the Dead Sea? Because that’s a lot of floating around.
Will our Streakers be able to bounce back in a short 10-game-slate
Monday? Or will they toil in the misery of slumpville along with Don
Draper and Albert Haynesworth?
All that and more in Monday’s Picks:
Oh, hello there …
? Carl Crawford: .400 AVG (10-for-25) lifetime vs. Twins starter Carl Pavano
? Shin-Soo Choo: .500 AVG (6-for-12) lifetime vs. Red Sox starter John Lackey
? Carlos Beltran: .371 AVG (23-for-62) lifetime vs. Braves starter Tim Hudson
? Matt Diaz: .538 AVG (14-for-26) lifetime vs. Mets starter Johan Santana
? Marco Scutaro: .476 AVG (10-for-21) lifetime vs. Indians starter Fausto Carmona
Feeling kinda spicy?
? Alcides Escobar: .500 AVG (5-for-10) lifetime vs. Cubs starter Randy Wells
You’ll thank me later …
? Derek Jeter: .077 AVG (1-for-13) lifetime vs. Blue Jays starter Brandon Morrow
? Martin Prado: .167 AVG (3-for-18) lifetime vs. Mets starter Johan Santana
? Evan Longoria: .091 AVG (1-for-11) lifetime vs. Twins starter Carl Pavano
User “bigdadddy” gets the biggest piece of chicken at the dinner table
after escaping the weekend atop our leaderboard with a 30-game streak.
“bigdadddy” is now 27 games away from the $3,000,000 and, ya know, I think he should go for it. Why not, right?
Top MLB streakers
? Justin Upton: 17 games
? Yorvit Torrealba: 14 games
? Jose Tabata: 12 games
? Delmon Young: 11 games
? Raul Ibanez: 10 games
? David Ortiz: 10 games