Can we get a sad trombone?
That pretty much sums up yesterday’s results, as seven of your top eight selections either rode the 0-fer train back to Zero Town or took a pass due to inclement weather conditions.
More than 10 percent of all Streakers put their eggs into Joey Votto‘s seemingly well-padded basket, only to watch the Reds slugger remove said eggs, crack them into a pan with a pinch of salt and a dollop sour cream and then enjoy himself a heaping helping of scrambled streaks.
Wait, did we just give away the secret ingredient to the creamiest, fluffiest scrambled streaks you’ll ever eat? Eh, you’ll never figure out exactly how much a dollop is anyway.
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Oh, hello there …
• Shin-Soo Choo: .647 AVG (11-for-17) since ’06 vs. Royals starter Luke Hochevar
• Miguel Montero: .500 AVG (6-for-12) since ’06 vs. Reds starter Bronson Arroyo
• Hideki Matsui: .429 AVG (6-for-14) since ’06 vs. Red Sox starter Clay Buchholz
• Matt Diaz: .450 AVG (9-for-20) since ’06 vs. Marlins starter Ricky Nolasco
• Kevin Youkilis: .500 AVG (4-for-8) since ’06 vs. A’s starter Gio Gonzalez
Feeling kinda spicy?
• Freddy Sanchez: .450 AVG (9-for-20) since ’06 vs. Rockies starter Jorge De La Rosa
You’ll thank me later …
• Hanley Ramirez: .000 AVG (0-for-10) since ’06 vs. Pirates starter Charlie Morton
• Adrian Beltre: .190 AVG (8-for-42) since ’06 vs. Angels starter Jered Weaver
• Curtis Granderson: .083 AVG (1-for-12) since ’06 vs. Blue Jays starter Brett Cecil
• Carlos Gonzalez: .143 AVG (3-for-21) since ’06 vs. Giants starter Matt Cain
• Justin Upton: .158 AVG (3-for-19) since ’06 vs. Reds starter Bronson Arroyo
• Billy Butler: .143 AVG (2-for-14) since ’06 vs. Indians starter Justin Masterson
With 20 correct picks in 20 days, Gottaweartheshades remains our lone undefeated Streaker. He/she definitely has the game face on now. Or maybe not — it could just be the sunglasses.
Top MLB streakers
Andre Ethier: 16 games
Alex Gordon: 13 games
Wilson Betemit: 11 games
Robinson Cano: 10 games
Logan Morrison: 10 games
Michael Young: 10 games
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